"draw those flames that burn before him, now he's gonna find a fight"

It's been an inexplicable past few months. This aint the half of it.

Worn: Rachel's Mirror Wayfarers, Bozzolo Thermal crew neck, Thrfited Hane's tank, Don't Be A Hero necklaces, La Dama Knit Rosary, destroyed Forever 21 Jeans, Ray Ban Aviator's, Vintage peacoat.

"mother I lost it all on the fear of the lord I was given"

I really aught to stop doing this in direct sunlight so I'm not forced to wear shades in every post and then maybe I'll look like a person and not a terminator.

How do you like the processing here? Each is a little different, but all essentially upping the "shadow" "contrast" and "fade color" settings on iPhoto, just varying degrees.

Also got a black pair of these pants, which came with these tears, though I've since torn both pairs a bit more to emulate the Topshop versions and am thinking of going back for a second set to do this to. freaking only way I'm even going to come close to wearing pants this summer.

"here's to you, i feel this too"

guess the song in the title and you get a pat on the back, that you'll have to give yourself because *sigh* I don't know you.

yes, that's a bottle of Sofia Rose in my hand, totally freaking inapropriate with my song choice, which would go well with absinthe and sex. though lots of beer might work too. eh, maybe not.

but no, I'm going off with my girl wine and that I'll drink while singing along to "Catus Tree" by myself

 

I've been freaking living in these wedges, even after a particularly brutal leg work out that had me hobbling around hours after, which of course gave my friends reason to point out yet again how silly and unreasonable I was for buying these and that they couldn't possibly be comfortable, even thoughtheyfreakingaresodealwithitpeople.

:P

And freaking yay? for the unseasonably warm weather, so insanely confusing, I keep thinking I can tan or  start bikini shopping. Anyone else having trouble with this?

Wishlist

A touch late, I know, but I'm sure there's a platitude I'm forgetting that makes my lateness okay :P






The perfect wallet. I bought an idiot red United Colors of Benetton one when I was sixteen and I've been stuck with it ever since. Four years of a festively colored year-round piece? I think I've earned my upgrade points now.



The most underrated bag of the year if you ask me. Can you believe it's still not on Bag Borrow Steal? I don't know how they live with themselves.



I've always been the only person my age that I know who knows what this is. It's all my years of watching Frasier as a child


I have a weakness for Ray-Bans, what can I say? But seriously, how hard is it for everyone to sell these instead of the idiot ones with the black insides? They're so deceptive! Make you walk around all day thinking you're wearing black shades. Just imagine the damage that could do to your whole outfit :P



Muahaha, it looks like I'm actually getting these, Rumi told me they run big so I'm in luck. Thanks Rumi!



Yay for ass-ugly Vintage Nike Elites! Don't you love how fantastic all my wishlist items looked together until I put this pic in? I seriously love these things, I'm just glad I'm a woman and therefore don't feel compelled to grow a Porn-Star 'Stache every time I see them.


 I kinda have this weakness for beat up furniture, especially chests, I swear this'd be my last one. Really.


The world's best tattoo, though I'm not sure it would work on me, do you think I could pull it off?



And anyone who's serious about fashion wants this subscription
But there's this


which basically means it would be cheaper for me to move to France.



The Obligatory Love, Actually Scene

Happy Holidays everyone!

I have heard, on many an occasion, this funny little rumor that Winter is supposed to freaking be cold. How silly of me to believe such things.

The above Exhibit A will prove to the defence that it is, indeed, Warm Outside and that the defendant, Mother Nature, is falling down on her duties to provide a picturesque weather pattern over the Holidays and through to Spring for those kindly people in the Seirra Mountains who so freaking deserve it. Otherwise, Thomas Kinkaide will have nothing to "paint" and therefore have no "revenue" and so the world economy will collapse.

Do you want that on your head Mrs. Nature? Hmmm?

... I'm pretty sure that's how conservatives would spin it if there were said trial. :P Can you tell I can't stand the Kinkade? Everyone here freaking adores the idiot. It's Comercial Art, people. Get over it.

Sorry, rant over. Now Friday was my birthday and I was an idiot an didn't take any pictures. So I will get on that an re-create my Birthday Suit and post it probably ....Tuesday? Yeah, more dental work tomorrow. I really want to spare all you poor people from seeing my bloated dental-work face if at all possible.

On the other hand, I go birthday money, woot! And my Pre-New Years Res is to get myself some decent luggage-y things, so I've started by lusting after this toiletries bag. So, To Buy or Not To Buy? Tell me now cuz the sale ends today.

The Inagural Post

Ta-da! I finally have my own blog. Honestly, I don't know what took me so long, it's not like I actually had to do anything. Anyway, here begins the beastly ramblings of a California girl who is obsessed with fashion and who, with any luck, fashion might soon be obsessed with :P

Please excuse my puffiness, I'm usually a bit more angular, but I just had some dental work done and I always come out of it just swollen enough to make me look like I'm twelve again.