"far more shocking than anything I ever knew, right on cue"

Guess the song, I wasn't freaking joking

I miss my roots. they have that badass kinda "I don't give a fuck" vibe. Redid the hair a few days ago and now I feel too nice.

Don't like it.

Went on a blind date the other day, really is as awkward as everyone says. Totally nice guy, just not very well matched. Was incredibly surprized when I wanted to pay for my own coffee. I've got friends' boyfriends who want to pay for my lunch/coffee/life.

What decade do they think they live in?

Oh, I took the Chloés out on the streets and had to book it to not get hit by this post truck. Dude then pulled up next to me and shouted "Damn you sure can run in them heels, I'm impressed!"

This may be my proudest moment evar.

Snowed like a mother today, and I, oddly, am not wearing a coat in these photos. Silly me.

Truth is, I looked insanely huge in my blazer and coat so I did it without. Thinking about it now, I'm a twat. My coat is gorgeous. What is the point of having a blog if I can't get past looking twenty pounds heavier than I am and wear my fucking fantastic coat inthegawdamnPHOTO?!?

Grrrrrr.

To resolve my issues with the coat and myself, I'm now going to take it out on my treadmill. With loud music. Loud, angry, retaining-water music. Whatever that is.

I know I don't make any sense. Just wait until I start posting in French as well. Ma grammaire est merde. Muahaha.